Oh holy shit
I pretend to be Loki
this year 10 Mormon takes everything I say to heart
'Oh wow. You really meant it…I'm hurt.'
Five minutes later
Facebook page is gone
It’s not just me being blocked, I checked.
They deleted their facebook because I broke them
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the rest of tumblr goes to watch Sherlock
that one guy who isn’t watching who keeps posting marvel avengers stuff throughout Sherlock can be spotted by scrolling down through the Sherlock screaming
God bless America
Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.
Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.
Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”
Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.
I’ve wondered about this scene for absolutely ages. I could never find anything that explained the connection between Beckett and Jack, but now I get it. Wow! Captain Jack Sparrow just got a whole lot better.
I hate to be a dick, but ‘consumate’ is actually spelled ‘consummate’.
I lie, I fucking love being a dick.
This is funnier than it should be.
Today’s just another big batch of fuck you.
Someone I’ve been confiding in for a while has been telling others my thoughts, not consentedly, either, which fucked up everything.
So, I’m going to go and cry while masturbating now.
Fuck the entire world. I’ve lost the ability to rant too now. I’m just so fucking depressed.
Listening to Elgar doesn’t help.
Bye for now.
PLEASE POST: Missing girl from Charlotte, NC. You may not be in the area, but you might have followers who are or who know others.
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Well, I went to the doctor’s the other day.
I have some sort of liver failure that means I can’t drink as much as most other people (for fear of death) and too much paracetamol might be a bad thing.
Even better, I’m now being referred to a specialist due to my super-depression.
Not even kidding, they called it super-depression.
You see, I am depressed. And then my liver fucked up in such a way that it secretes too much of a chemical that makes me depressed.
And now I know I’ve got that fucked up liver, I have super-duper depression.
I made that term up, can you tell?
Could be worse.
Could have super-duper cancer.
That means hyper AIDS.
There is one plus though.
'Why weren't you in your lesson?'
'I have liver failure.'
'Oh. I'm sorry.'
Jew - over and out.
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