I hear you can rant here.

I freakin' love ranting.

Prepare your body (and the dead one in the back of your car, yes we can all see it) for a rollerbladingly good rant.

10th January 2014

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HOLYSHITTHEREAREMORE

I have now managed to make friends

SIMPLY BY BEING A GEEK

not this ‘cool’ geek, who watches TBBT and thinks physics is fucking easy-peasy

fucking man in pain geek

fucking ‘You don’t even know how to get to Vanaheim’ geek

turn right off the bifrost, fuckers

It’s the one with the Vanir

not the AEsir, the Vanir

fucking infidels who claim to be geeks can go suck a fuck

yes, that’s from Donnie darko

after all, what’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?

distracted

where was I?


Oh yes


fuck you all

6th January 2014

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punkgoesbridget:

damn

punkgoesbridget:

damn

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6th January 2014

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I broke a mormon

Oh holy shit

I pretend to be Loki

this year 10 Mormon takes everything I say to heart

'Oh wow. You really meant it…I'm hurt.'

Five minutes later

Facebook page is gone

It’s not just me being blocked, I checked.

They deleted their facebook because I broke them

6th January 2014

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Musical type

I started talking to her yesterday

Old friend from good times

and she’s hot as Hell

I saw her a couple of years back, and we now are talking

She loves music like I do

>babies

I do the music moves, then we make love, and little miniature brats crawl forth out of her vagoogoo, and we populate the world with our ridiculously middle-class children

Life plan sorted

5th January 2014

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the rest of tumblr goes to watch Sherlock

that one guy who isn’t watching who keeps posting marvel avengers stuff throughout Sherlock can be spotted by scrolling down through the Sherlock screaming

5th January 2014

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apricockjam:

God bless America

apricockjam:

God bless America

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5th January 2014

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I do the music moves, then we make love, and little miniature brats crawl forth out of her vagoogoo, and we populate the world with our ridiculously middle-class children.

17th October 2013

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More feels

Well. 

I got me a girlfriend.

Damn, she is beautiful.

But so fucking annoying.

It’ll be one month this Friday, so I got her some Lindt, like the romantic bastard I try to be.

Tell her, as she was considering not coming over this Friday (her being not so romantic, or trying)

'I don't eat chocolates.'

Well I’m sorry for trying.

I love the girl dearly, but that stung.

Her Dad’s great. He told Colombian mafia members to fuck off - and came out of it alive. 

Her Mum is also great, really motivational and basically doesn’t put up with half the shit my parents say, like


'You're thinking with your cock.'

despite having come out as asexual.

Her family are great…plus her brother looks like Benedict Cumberbatch and She looks like Miranda Otto. It’s great. 

See you soon, motherlovers.

The end.

9th May 2013

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littleredridingkyle:

faetrouble:

pastelmorgue:

theoneguyoverthere:

hangthecode:

Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl

(via)

Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.

BABE

Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”

Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.

I’ve wondered about this scene for absolutely ages. I could never find anything that explained the connection between Beckett and Jack, but now I get it. Wow! Captain Jack Sparrow just got a whole lot better.

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1st May 2013

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littlemusicalwitch:

theperksofbeingahedgehog:

i’m dying

Dead

I hate to be a dick, but ‘consumate’ is actually spelled ‘consummate’. I lie, I fucking love being a dick.

littlemusicalwitch:

theperksofbeingahedgehog:

i’m dying

Dead

I hate to be a dick, but ‘consumate’ is actually spelled ‘consummate’. 

I lie, I fucking love being a dick.

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