I have now managed to make friends
SIMPLY BY BEING A GEEK
not this ‘cool’ geek, who watches TBBT and thinks physics is fucking easy-peasy
fucking man in pain geek
fucking ‘You don’t even know how to get to Vanaheim’ geek
turn right off the bifrost, fuckers
It’s the one with the Vanir
not the AEsir, the Vanir
fucking infidels who claim to be geeks can go suck a fuck
yes, that’s from Donnie darko
after all, what’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?
where was I?
fuck you all
Oh holy shit
I pretend to be Loki
this year 10 Mormon takes everything I say to heart
'Oh wow. You really meant it…I'm hurt.'
Five minutes later
Facebook page is gone
It’s not just me being blocked, I checked.
They deleted their facebook because I broke them
I started talking to her yesterday
Old friend from good times
and she’s hot as Hell
I saw her a couple of years back, and we now are talking
She loves music like I do
I do the music moves, then we make love, and little miniature brats crawl forth out of her vagoogoo, and we populate the world with our ridiculously middle-class children
Life plan sorted
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the rest of tumblr goes to watch Sherlock
that one guy who isn’t watching who keeps posting marvel avengers stuff throughout Sherlock can be spotted by scrolling down through the Sherlock screaming
God bless America
I do the music moves, then we make love, and little miniature brats crawl forth out of her vagoogoo, and we populate the world with our ridiculously middle-class children.
I got me a girlfriend.
Damn, she is beautiful.
But so fucking annoying.
It’ll be one month this Friday, so I got her some Lindt, like the romantic bastard I try to be.
Tell her, as she was considering not coming over this Friday (her being not so romantic, or trying)
'I don't eat chocolates.'
Well I’m sorry for trying.
I love the girl dearly, but that stung.
Her Dad’s great. He told Colombian mafia members to fuck off - and came out of it alive.
Her Mum is also great, really motivational and basically doesn’t put up with half the shit my parents say, like
'You're thinking with your cock.'
despite having come out as asexual.
Her family are great…plus her brother looks like Benedict Cumberbatch and She looks like Miranda Otto. It’s great.
See you soon, motherlovers.
Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.
Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.
Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”
Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.
I’ve wondered about this scene for absolutely ages. I could never find anything that explained the connection between Beckett and Jack, but now I get it. Wow! Captain Jack Sparrow just got a whole lot better.
I hate to be a dick, but ‘consumate’ is actually spelled ‘consummate’.
I lie, I fucking love being a dick.
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